Whoomp, there it is.

Personal theme song:

We all got a chicken-duck-woman thing waiting for us

Um, about me? You wanna know? *blush* I'm a little flattered...
But that's cool, I gettit, I'm pretty swell and stuff. Just catch me drifting on the forum and start some witty off topic banter - I love witty off topic banter. Oh and top people who are all about the good things in life, not so much the material.

If you've come here because I've over stepped the mark taking the piss, know that it was probably in good humour and I blew it - probably. I'll even consider apologising.. After another whisky perhaps.. Wait here while I get another, brb..