Hai! My name's DJ! What's yours? I love computers to like the ends of the earth and stuff! <3 So, I guess I excel at tracking people down, I swear I'm not a stalker!!!! If you need to find someone just give me a sniff of their favorite underwear (or a username, preferably) and I'll find 'em for ya! That being said, cross me and I'll be sure to leave a nice present on your doorstep!! <3 <3 <3

Alrighty, then. I'll let you get back to being you!

Cheers, DJ